Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest. But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the local women's liberation movement, has other ideas. It's open warfare as the women's lib attempt to sabotage the contest.
Director: Gerald Thomas
Writer: Talbot Rothwell (screen play)
Stars : Sid James • Barbara Windsor • Joan Sims
Dr. Tony Burke (Leslie Phillips) is in love with Ophelia O'Brien (Angela Scoular), but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also, on-board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays "Dr. Dare" on a very popular television series, and to whom women flock. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the Captain's steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on-board, such as a pools winner, and a very stubborn Captain.
Director: Ralph Thomas
Writer: Jack Davies
Stars: Leslie Phillips • Harry Secombe • James Robertson Justice
The Assassination Bureau has existed for decades (perhaps centuries) until Diana Rigg begins to investigate it. The high moral standing of the Bureau (only killing those who deserve it) is called into question by her. She puts out a contract for the Bureau to assassinate its leader on the eve of World War I.
Director: Basil Dearden
Writers: Robert L. Fish (novel), Jack London.
Stars: Oliver Reed • Diana Rigg • Telly Savalas
A trio of randy sailors go looking for girl-friends in 18th-century London.
Director: Peter Coe
Writers: Lionel Bart • Henry Fielding • Willis Hall
Stars: Christopher Plummer • Susannah York • Glynis Johns
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe. But the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas. He wants all the British dead! But his troops fear the "skirted-devils"; they are rumoured not to wear anything underneath. Then one is caught with his pants on...
Director: Gerald Thomas
Writer: Talbot Rothwell (screenplay)
Stars: Kenneth Williams • Sid James • Charles Hawtrey
Bertram Oliphant West (also known as Bo West) wants to clear his unjustly smeared reputation. He joins the Foreign Legion, with Simpson his manservant in tow. But the fort they get posted to is full of eccentric legionnaires, and there is trouble brewing with the locals too. Unbeknown to Bo, his lady love has followed him in disguise...
Director: Gerald Thomas
Writer: Talbot Rothwell (screenplay)
Stars: Phil Silvers • Kenneth Williams • Jim Dale